humans are space orcs

HAW Comp 20 - Sergeant Stabby

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Humans are unstoppable...Until they aren't. sscheiviousandmim I'm not the most eloquent writer, but I've had this idea kicking around for a while and figured I'd put it out into the universe. Alot of the basis for the "humans are space orcs" stuffis the idea that we're pretty durable compared to many species, yeah? When it comes to physical trauma, we can bounce back from most things that don't kill us outright, especially given the benefit of hypothetical space-age technology, and adrenaline is one heck of a drug when it comes to functioning under stress. But that doesn't make us unkillable, and even though we can survive debilitating injuries and not die from shock, it doesn't mean it's fun. Dying of shock sucks, but at least it's probably quick. So Imagine a ship, adrift in space, slowly being drawn into a star or something. In order to save the ship, someone has to repair the hyper-quantum- relay-majig on the hull or in the engine or whatever. Bit of a problem though- there's a ton of deadly, deadly radiation (Wrath of Khan style) or poisonous fumes or, I dunno, electrical current, between the crew and the repair. Like, enough to kill most species instantly, so the crew is just like, "welp, guess we'll die then'. But then. BUT THEN They ask the human. Because everyone's heard the in itclose encounters of awkward kind#l think aspect of this phenomenon we've goingitis it very are and when gentle those they to the out of - iFunny :)

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