Mix baking soda with coconut oil and scrub under your arms, baking soda gently exfoliates the skin removing any dark or rough patches making it softer and smoother. 1 tsp of baking soda with a tsp of coconut oil; scrub for a few mins very gently; leave it on for 5 10 mins and wash off. Do as often as you like, exfoliation is an important step in your skin care routine.
Why didn't I think of this? Use a Low Temperature Hot Glue Gun to Make Snowflakes on your Windows! If you are afraid that they will be hard to remove, you could always spray pam on a cookie sheet, make the designs on there and then just adhere them to the windows afterwards. That way they're reusable too!