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*at a job interview* Interviewer: What would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Being so lazy that I do everything correctly the first time so that I don't have to do it again. I got the job

*at a job interview* Interviewer: What would you say is a weakness of yours? Me: Being so lazy that I do everything correctly the first time so that I don't have to do it again. I got the job<<--not such a bad weakness I'd say

Whilst at the bus stop, a couple started making out and moaning too loudly. It was too awkward so I made the same sounds as I ate my ice cream. (Yeah they stopped)

Someone from London, England, GB posted a whisper, which reads "Whilst at the bus stop, a couple started making out and moaning too loudly. It was too awkward so I made the same sounds as I ate my ice cream. (Yeah they stopped)"

The cops just showed up in my apartment cause they thought someone was dying  I was singing...

The cops just showed up in my apartment cause they thought someone was dying I was singing. this is what would happen to me

"The little boy next door just opened his window and yelled "WHAT IS 27 + 4?" and I yelled back "IT'S 31" and he said "THANK YOU GOD LADY""

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "The little boy next door just opened his window and yelled "WHAT IS 27 + and I yelled back "IT'S and he said "THANK YOU GOD LADY""

"The little boy next door just opened his window and yelled "WHAT IS 27 + 4?" and I yelled back "IT'S 31" and he said "THANK YOU GOD LADY""

Someone posted a whisper, which reads "The little boy next door just opened his window and yelled "WHAT IS 27 + and I yelled back "IT'S and he said "THANK YOU GOD LADY""

I had my window open yesterday. I heard a loud scream from outside. I thought someone had been stabbed. I looked out the window; my neighbour was on his knees staring at his KFC that he dropped

I had my window open yesterday. I heard a loud scream from outside. I thought someone had been stabbed. I looked out the window; my neighbour was on his knees staring at his KFC that he dropped. It's so funny because it's so true.

I had my window open yesterday. I heard a loud scream from outside. I thought someone had been stabbed. I looked out the window; my neighbour was on his knees staring at his KFC that he dropped

I had my window open yesterday. I heard a loud scream from outside. I thought someone had been stabbed. I looked out the window; my neighbour was on his knees staring at his KFC that he dropped. It's so funny because it's so true.