36 Great Funny Quotes
Do not stand in the way, you are stopping the trafic.
Life's too short for running. Even in this case.
If I survive the rest of the week, I would like my straight jacked in plum purple & a helmet that sparkles...please!
Sorry bout it. Especially when I'm mad, I will eat you alive, and spit you back out. Don't say I didn't warn you.
And because I know you're both here creeping... Hellooooooo ;)
Listen mthfkrs did you not understand me the first time I'm a fucking delight LOL #caliidad