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U/daddy My cat's crusty butt has touched everything on my desk. u/dogorbagel one of my friends works at a vet's office. they have one of those naked cats as kind of like their unofficial mascot, and she just roams around doing naked cat things. but apparently what no one tells you about naked cats is that there's no fur to stop their buttholes from suction- cupping all the surfaces they sit on. so her office just makes their intern follow this cat around and clean up all its butt puckers off the glass. I am a grizzled internet veteran of many years and many battles. But not even I was prepared for the term "butt puckers." O I can just imagine that popping suction sound every time it stands back up the naked cat is stuck again. Get the spatula." - iFunny
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