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Brodi Graves

Iv got a story, I'll admit it's a long story, but what a good story it is. Its a tale as old as time. Are you sure you've got time? Positive? Alright, now, where do I begin...oh yes! In the beginning. The beginning was many years ago, in a land far, far away. Many miles north from here, to be exact would be difficult as I do not own a ruler. I had a ruler once but I'm afraid I lost the bugger, slippery thing it was. But what a lovely ruler, strong, and blue, blue like the colour blue, anyways
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