13. The broom and mop WILL fit your hand. 14. If you can't clean it, flush it, or put the lid down, don't use it. 15. If you are cold or hungry, do something about it and clean up behind yourself. Exactly who are you leaving the mess for? 16. I am your parent, not your maid. You will not be hurt by picking up your own mess. 17. *The most important rule~A happy Mommy means a happy family.